February 2010
74 posts
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because...
serpentsbeneaththeirhoods:
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
January 2010
56 posts
“I got right in everyone’s hostile little face.
Yes these are bruises from...”
– Fight Club (1999) (via little-fighter)
“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a...”
– Douglas Adams (via artpixie)
“My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. ‘Why...”
– Tom Waits (via the last exit) (via aberjona)
Yes, stronger and stranger.
(via peterwknox) (via noahkai)
“And these days the banks aren’t lending us the money we need to buy the things...”
– Stephen Colbert (via michaelikesit) (via noahkai)
“The engineers and I handle customer support. When I tell people that, they look...”
– The Way I Work: Paul English of Kayak (via soxiam)
in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey
(via jxidioteque)
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure...”
– Robert McCloskey (via bitchville)
artpixie:
“I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”
- Audrey Hepburn
NY TIMES: NBC's great, failed Leno-At-10PM... →
(via inothernews)
“The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and...”
– George Washington. (via solaravada)
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is...”
– Oscar Wilde (via reluctantbuddha)
“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you...”
– Epicurus (via reluctantbuddha) (via whatscookin)
“And since birth I’ve been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt...”
– Eminem (via kokochanel)
“I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw...”
– Fight Club (via youmaybeoffended) (via ghostofme)
“Some men fight because they love fighting. Others fight because they love what...”
– Douglas Wilson - Warriors Not Thugs (via hilker)
“There is no such thing as accidents; it is fate misnamed.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“Attack life„ its gonna kill you anyway”
– Rev Run (via mixedupmemory) (via solaravada)
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.