February 2008
59 posts
“Do you know what the problem with greenbeans is? They’re squeaky.”
– Meghan L
January 2008
56 posts
Watchdavid:The Dramatic Chipmunk has a new friend. (via livejamie)
“Marlboro Intense, [a new cigarette from Philip Morris International,] has been...”
– from here via this those nice PMI folks have got other ideas to help smokers out too; for example, “Among the new products in test phase is a hand-held electronic smoking device called the Heatbar, which emits less smoke than a regular cigarette. Another is Marlboro Wides — an...
Asking the important questions.
alexbalk:“Sorry, but just to clarify, you’re on the record saying that Nick Denton is a real son of a bitch, right?” As an avid NFL fan, I endorse this message
Welcome to Engrish.com! →
Possibly the best site since “unnecessary” quotation marks
The only thing that diminishes my enjoyment of LOST is how much other douchebags enjoy LOST. — highindustrial I don’t enjoy LOST, but it is good to know that it’s mostly “douchebags” watching this show.
WatchMario 2 Drums — via luweez & clintus Lengthy but awesome drum accompaniment to the music of our favorite Italian plumber. — datn
Disappearing Car Door →
Who knew that a disappearing door could make me so happy?
Here lately it seems that I have been obtaining pure satisfaction from calling people “douche-bag”. This personal phenomenom may have been caused by the word douche-bag making a comeback (along with queer-bait) or it could be that I have been introduced to a new alarming amount of douche-bags. Either way my confidence and conviction seems to go up every time I utter the word.
Watch — bullshit
www.MelissaHie.com →
I just love the way you can navigate on this site: sequentially. It’s not boring, and you get to see all the elements in it. Fantastic work on the logo and colors aswell. — guz I agree with guz…this is cool, I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it before
Do you want to know which presidential candidate... →
WatchHow did I never hear about Fido? Paraphrasing the plot synopsis, Fido is a zombie buddy pic/love story set in a picture-perfect, technicolored 1950s suburb. With the world still recovering from a zombie war, the town of Willard has found a way to keep the peace by domesticating the undead, turning them into faithful servants of the human race. — confessions There is nothing better than zombies...
Memories are created by the smell of new vinyl
It was the beginning of another cold Indiana winter, and to be honest, I could have cared less. At age twelve the September chill was the furthest thing from my mind. I waited in line for four hours in anticipation of being inspired. There were no Sam Goody’s, FYE’s or online stores, just locally owned rock-n-roll themed “devil shops” as my mother used to call them. As the line inched closer to...
Keep your drugs in your sock, your dreams within... →
Dan Harmon is one of the best reasons to visit Myspace
“One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people”
“The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity”
“Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
– unknown
New York Times - Seeing Corporate Fingerprints in... →
New York Times personnel cleaning up Wikipedia... →
How ironic
WatchTony Royster Jr…..You must watch this
'Death to US': Anti-Americanism examined →
— aatw
Want A Thriving Coffee Shop? Open Next To A... →
“The funny thing about Starbucks is it’s helped to create a coffee culture filled with a significant number of people who don’t actually like Starbucks—which means that, despite conventional wisdom, it’s actually a good thing to be a mom & pop coffee shop with a Starbucks nearby…. Instead of stealing your business, you get the spillover from their store....