2008

pauliophonic: Checking your cell phone is the new yawning.

The origin story of "Welcome to the Jungle"...

I love Zombies eating brains

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just...”
—  Steven Wright

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding...”
—  Joe E. Lewis

Corrections to Last Month's Letters to...

“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into...”
— Bill Gates

“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can BUY trophies....”
— Demetri Martin

“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never...”
— Bertrand Russel

I keep telling myself this and then I chicken out right...

“Nobody knows what you want except you. And nobody will be as...”
— Lillian Hellman

21 Economic Models explained with Cows -...

SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes...

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,...”
— George Carlin (1937-2008)

Today’s hilarious Cyanide & Happiness comic.

“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique...”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

She Thought She Won a Toyota : clusterflock

stumblng: clever from here via this ——

ideas: Ricardo Salamanca-Salamagica

“On the one hand, vegetarianism is healthy and humane. On the...”
—  Gruber. (via travors) (via...

I wonder if someone comes by regularly to wipe off her...

“Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick,...”
— The 9 Most Devastating Insults...

The pro’s and con’s of Barry Zito

Rex Grossman Purposely Doesn't Tell Family,...

How to stalk: an online guide

“If you are still relying on Google to snoop on your friends, you are behind the curve.” (WSJ) This...

Something Store

stumblng: from here via this:… Toyota implements a million...

gregbrown:

bullshit: Planet Douche

Some China firms outsourcing to USA to cut...

maique: bb blog: chuck norris won’t bind your legs

Two good ones.

alexbalk: • Teenagers fuck. • Prince thinks you’re special. [Via] 

sucroseboy: szymon: GI Joe saved us all! (photo from...

snooz3r: vinh: I need to have this printed on my next set...

sucroseboy: bauldoff: “The best things in life aren’t...

How to upgrade your Tumblr theme so people...

The New Breed of Documentary Photographers

edbury: bullshit

“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte (via...

Photo Time Machine

theoriginaljoefisher: Logo Design Fail

How to Speak Staccato

So the head honchos (they all wear sombrero’s) of our company come down and my immediate...

topherchris: (via)

Yes they are

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it’s...”
— Robert Anson Heinlein

My Life in Advertising But I wouldn’t make it all the way out before the old man at the head...

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world...”
— Jack Handey (via siddman) (via...

theoriginaljoefisher: Doghouse Fail

(via alexbalk)

“May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal...”
— Eisenhower (via marioandrei)...

(via bullshit)

“Harry Kalven (1914 - 1974) … was a legal scholar of great...”
—  from the introduction here...

bullshit: It’s motherfucking booze time: the t-shirt

Lies I've told my 3 year old recently

bullshit:

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a...”
— Dave Barry (via rlrr) (via...

“It is only the mediocre who are always at their best.”
— Jean Giraudoux (via bullshit)

stolpr: Sugar Free Chupa Chups, via swas

bittentongue: I fought the urge to re-blog, but I haven’t...

stolpr: Defendius door chain, via swas

mykol78: Fight Club:  You don’t talk about fight club. You don’t talk about fight club. When...

The Time Compromization

My time seems to be consumed. The more I work the more the work builds. Between kids and work I feel...

triciaward: my favorite easter picture.

datn: Thanks T. Hanks. Thanks. (via bullshit)

“If you love something, demean it until it doesn’t have the...”
— Joe DeNardo of The Onion (via...

Awareness Test

OMG, he's an AMERICAN HERO

alexbalk: McCain Travels Amtrak Like Everyone Else You know who else travels Amtrak? Whores. 

Hillary Collage, via topherchris

soxiam: (via milhouse)

Speak, Memory.

alexbalk: “The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and...

topherchris: via olivr I hate getting my tux out

vhudy6tx4dik9ol: terminally-incoherent: via chickencrap.com...

szymon: (source)

“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age...”
— Einstein (via snooz3r)

guz: driven47: The new David….ready for a modern day...

szymon: Arrive Alive campaign

Tumblr kills a kitten everytime you masturbate

“There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as...”
— Dennis Miller

This had to hurt

The 25 Most Important Questions in the...

“Some advice for the kids: Only do coke if you’re...”
— (via highindustrial) driven47:...

bullshit:  I’ve gone to 3….. I’ve got a...

Undertones.

driven47: I read all of this and I can honestly say that I am a better person for it. alexbalk: A...

I saw this at the store the other day. As I am not sure...

datn: Almost as good as The Hasselhoffian Recursion (via...

This would be great for a comedy store or something named...

$200 for a jump rope, but it was worth it. The best jump...

can you see the big picture?

“Your child has delusions of adequacy”
— My First Grade Teacher - Mrs....

I’ve had this happen to me, nobody cared.

aatw: Neatorama » Blog Archive » Evolution of Car...

topherchris: riotrepublic: Vader of Liberty Classic!

“The thing about being a sarcastic person is that when people...”
— Me, thinking (via guz)

bagel: L’il Laverne on Catwatch (via CORSIWORLD)\ I have two...

(Really) Stunning Desktop Wallpapers

"Tossed aside like a(n) ..."

stumblng: the Stumblng Tumblr likes this idea of J-Walk’s not for the 1st time, he thinks of a...

"Well, if X says to vote for A, then...

stumblng:  … I certainly will/won’t” here you’ll find a list of those endorsing Clinton, Obama,...

snooz3r: papertoilet.com = strangely amusing

bullshit: Wait, this guy tried to say he didn’t smoke weed?...

Workgrrs.com

topherchris: So I went and made this little thing last night. Elevator pitch: A tagged repository of...

“On February 3, 2008, Tom Brady brought his team, with their...”
— Dickipedia

dalasverdugo: I’m glad William Cotton chose to post this, because it’s the most coherent thing I’ve...

Football Physics: The Anatomy of a Hit

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